The politically deceased mongrel was born on 7/1/1945 to Kier Jaramogi Oginga. He dropped from Maranda High in 1962 and proceeded to Herder Institut, Germany for certificate in metal welding, before receiving a scholarship for Diploma in Metal Craftsmanship.
After returning to Kenya he worked briefly at University of Nairobi as Laboratory Technician before being politically appointed as Kenya Bureau of Standards Managing Destructor. His bloody quest for power manifested in the failed 1982 coup which led to his detention.
In 1991, the coward fled the country to Norway via Uganda while James Kanyotu, then Special Branch boss on his trail. In 1992, following repeal of section 2A, he returned to Kenya and became an MP for Lang'ata, part of which is Kibera, the largest slum in Africa where flying toilets are its unique sanitary self services.
Raila emerged position 3 in the 1997 presidential election. He later joined KANU but duped by Moi and bolted out. Too late to participate in the 2002 elections, he scavenged on NARC and joined the government of Mwai Kibaki. He was later ejected after causing unnecessary troubles.
In the 2007 general election, he was struck by a thunderbolt and called for mass action. Kenya burnt and over 1,100 people lost their lives. As a result, he got half a loaf in government.
In 2013, the Kier was trounced by Uhuruto and left politically bleeding. He tried his Tialala and Tibiim charms again for the 4th time in August 8th 2017 but was humiliated further. He wailed before the Supreme Court for a replay.
His political casket will leave Orange House on 26/10/2017, requiem mass held all over polling stations in Kenya. The champion of opposition will politically be buried into oblivion the same day at Bomas of Kenya presided over by Father Wafula Chebukati of IEBC Diocese.
Returning officers will be the pallbearers.
May his soul Rest In Eternal political dormancy.